AssBastard

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

assbrush

a mohawk. a hairstlye mostly worn by "punk" kids who want to be "different" or whose parents didnt hug them enough when they were children. its a shaved head with a long strip of hair that goes down the center and is spiked out. Just the perfect shape to brush an ass

Travis Barker and his poor infant sport father son ass brushes

by gurlie July 16, 2008

Assbait

A person who thinking about messing with underage girls/boys.

"Yo, she's young, leave her alone or you will be assbait in jail".

by ShumbaMan75 October 20, 2008

Assbag

A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.

ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....

by THE EX GF August 15, 2011

Assblast

A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.

Assblast projects include =

DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)

by ANALFIESTA June 18, 2014

assbutt

1. the butt of a donkey

2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt

3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders

4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)

1. go stick your face in that assbutt

2.you're such an assbutt!

3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*

4.

BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!

by A-person_yay February 22, 2014

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003