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Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
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slut apocalypse

by 10Billiondollargirl December 29, 2018
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AI Apocalypse

The event that will happen when all of the robots in the world decide to end all life on Earth.
Well, here comes the AI Apocalypse, this isn't good, it would've been better if the Zombie Apocalypse happened instead.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 2, 2019
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Prime Apocalypse

Prime Apocalypse is pretty much how the world is gonna end.
by Eren Yeeter December 2, 2020
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Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.
Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
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bi apocalypse

Fucking bisexuals who take away everything from lesbians, fuck yall stupid ass bitches. if ur apart of this shit get the fuck outta here.
1: "r u apart of the bi apocalypse"
2: "ew no its invalid and wrong"
1: "agreed theyre stupid asf"
2: "ong"
by xi ur fave fag June 18, 2022
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