ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

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Skank ankle

Any ankle with a tattoo but especially if it's an anchor, a fairy, Nautical star, foreign word, or a flower. Mostly on women but no always. Not to be confused with skankle

I was really into that chick till I saw her skank ankle. Sooo not into festive tatts.

by DRock500 May 9, 2018

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cut ankles

Cut ankles only happens when your son (Daniel) gets to cut then your dad gets cut ankles

Daniels dad gets cut ankles

by Cut ankles December 20, 2021

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ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.

My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?

by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018

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Ankle-back

An extreme form of necking, also known known as an ankle-neck. Originated by Miley Cyrus, maybe. The act of kicking the back of someone's foot extremely hard to the point that the person is unable to walk.

Dude, I had to ankle-back this cat. He was being mad disrespectful.

by ProfessorLie October 10, 2016

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