Skip to main content

Alientology

A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.
by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008
mugGet the Alientology mug.

Alien dick

by Mi Yung January 21, 2009
mugGet the Alien dick mug.

Alienate

Ana: The truth of the matter is that by their words and actions, they've all managed to alienate me from them.

He said and did everything possible to alienate her because it was only a reluctantship (see Urban Dictionary Definition) on his part.

The intentional and extreme cruelty, controlling and manipulative conduct with no remorse was a clear sign of Psychopathy, something she was all too familiar with and so, it served only to alienate her. She knows that true love involves complete respect, trust, honesty, loyalty, kindness, gratitude, understanding and patience and comes with a sense of security and PEACE.
by Goddess12* December 20, 2013
mugGet the Alienate mug.

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.
Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
mugGet the Praying to the alien mug.

Alien Attack

When aliens from another planet attack this planet called earth.
Josh will survive the alien attack. Fat moms and skinny business men will not survive the alien attack. NFL football players will indeed survive the alien attack.
by Kind sir September 25, 2006
mugGet the Alien Attack mug.

loving the alien

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.
Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
mugGet the loving the alien mug.

Anal Alien

A piece of shit that looks excrutiatingly unique
That piece of green shit began to move so i quickly flushed that anal alien
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2004
mugGet the Anal Alien mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email