Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019

Heil Pile

When you fuck the gerbil out of a man's ass and he shits on the floor.

Last Tuesday, Stan the gerbil burrowed deep into Mike's asshole. Using my dick like a fishing rod, I tied gerbil pellets to my shaft and slowly fucked Mike's ass until he made a Heil Pile.

by Tugger October 20, 2021

Angie Pile

The mound of cocain from which individuals are alotted their own line, rail, or blast. It’s named after the Lengend of Angie who was a woman, I guess, who snorted the whole pile and not her own line that was so carefully assigned to her. Angie was never heard from or seen again.

Hey, that’s the Angie Pile, and that’s your line. Don’t do the Angie Pile!

by Tragika Zeta-Jones September 14, 2018

scissor pile

A lesbian orgy.

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.

by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013

Beaver Pile

Lesbian Orgy

Kristen went to Becca's for dinner but ended up walking into a beaver pile in process.

by Rmdeecee July 31, 2016

Tyler pile

That friend who allways gets roasted

Hey Tyler pileturn off your headlamp
Tyler:stop making fun of my forehead

by Kansastreetanner December 6, 2016

Loot Pile

Loot Pile™ is a company founded by CallMeCarson. The idea of Loot Pile was concepted on Twitch. While still in development, many fans look forward to the release of this service. Similar to Loot Crate, Loot Pile delivers a pile of garbage to your doorstep.

"Hey, do you have a subscibtion to Loot Crate?"?"
"No, but I have a subscription to Loot Pile"

by Kirako July 7, 2019