Jerking off

Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!

Nate is currently jerking off.

by SexGodNate June 25, 2020

jerk off

something to do on yo spare time

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by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.

Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

jerk cooking

1. cooking meat over burning pimento wood
2. more commonly used to refer to spicy seasoned meat that has become a popular Jamaican food

Example: jerk chicken

by hizaguchi April 21, 2005

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

jerk store

somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld

"yea well the jerk store called and their running out of you!"

by FeelThaShocker December 12, 2003

Jerk Occupied

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

by Quzu June 9, 2011