Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 13, 2023
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Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him
xander loves piss
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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Xander

Xander is a furry.
Jon: You know that Xander kid?
Luke: Yeah?
Jon: He's such a furry!
by jonrochford November 14, 2022
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Xander

He's a funny friend, that will make you laugh until you can't breathe, although he's sensitive and sometimes it's a bad thing, but he's a fun joyful friend you'll love to have as a friend, but if you wrong him, he won't just forget about it, he'll hold that grudge. He'll be loyal as can be.
Person 1; Oh look it's Xander!

Person 2: Oh damn there's a real friend
by Alexkin March 8, 2022
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Xander

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday
by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023
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Xander

He’s Greek and likes taking a load from his dog.
Xander Is retarted
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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Xander

Is a sex God and is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he does stupid stuff a lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
I love you xander
by Skyler chardonnay June 30, 2019
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