When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016
Get the marmite wizardmug. - A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
by ChadnSean January 11, 2010
Get the Onion Wizardmug. by RZAClg January 15, 2009
Get the Wizard of an ozmug. A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
by whipsnape September 12, 2013
Get the sex wizardmug. Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
by MadBob June 25, 2007
Get the piss wizardmug. Someone who never seems to sleep, eat, or take bathroom breaks and is always working on something often related to illustration, web design, graphic design, identity design, or anything involving staring at a computer monitor, TV, or iPhone for great lengths of time.
by brianpurkiss September 23, 2010
Get the Robot Wizardmug. by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009
Get the Wizard Spicesmug.