wizard's leaf

a floppy vagina

Caroline has a wizard's leaf so i decided not to fuck her

by Anallicker69 March 27, 2011

wizard's sleeve

A very flappy, wideset vagina.

Vag

Vaginal Sleeve

See Megan.

Bro, I wasn't even touching the sides of her wizard's sleeve.

by HSJ on ice February 28, 2008

wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

by klv May 25, 2010

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011

wizard sleeve dick

A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.

John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.

The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.

by BMReyes December 6, 2015

Wizard Sleeve

An unbelievably corny rap group hailing from Florida that ruined a great Sidney Samson song. Consisting of a member that looks like a nerdy, down-syndromed Derron Williams and another who looks like a homeless Emmanuel Adebayor.

*Slits wrist after listening to Wizard Sleeve*

by The Sorceroe February 23, 2010

Wizard of Menlow Park

A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.

"Hello, this is 911 dispatch."
"Please help me! I have just recieved a Wizard of Menlow Park!"

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009