Sticky Windshield

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.

I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.

by Sticky Man August 6, 2012

bothy windeys

getting a dealt a double six while playing dominos.

"Right then! who has the bothy windeys!!" - Said Patrick

"I do!" - Said David

by duckmandaryl March 14, 2013

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

The Windy City Assassin

Derrick Rose, Former Bulls (soon to be) Hall of Famer was given this nickname in the 9 Years he was playing With the Chicago Bulls. Derived from the nickname of Chicago 'Windy City'

(Also given nicknames 'Pooh' and 'D-Rose)

John: Hey did you watch The Windy City Assassin, Derrick Rose drop 44 Last night against the Atlanta Hawks?

Anthony: Yes! He's definetely going to be MVP this Season.

by 3ToWon December 13, 2020

City of Winds

Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan that lies on the banks of the Caspian Sea, is also called the City of Winds.

The City of Winds (Azerbaijani: Küləklər şəhəri) is an unofficial, literary name for Baku, mainly because it is windy throughout most of the year. The name derives from the ancient Persian name of this locality: بادکوبه (Bādkube, lit. "pounding winds"). There are two winds common to Baku: cold and rough Khazri, and mild and gentle Gilavar. The former is associated with negativeness, while the latter is associated with goodness, forming an important chain in Azerbaijani mythology and beliefs that is related to the struggle of Good and Evil.

1. I have heard that Baku is also called the City of Winds.
2. Baku coastal city of sunshine, culture, entertainment and living history.

3. Ecologist predict windy weather in Baku on June 5.

by heymamasita August 7, 2020

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012