1 definition by Sticky Man

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.
I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.
by Sticky Man August 6, 2012
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