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mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.
Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."
by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016
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