Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.

Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail

by blockres October 4, 2012

Ego Friender

A person on Facebook, Twitter, etc... who friends random people just so they can say there are very connected.

Email: "You have one new friend request!"
Tod: "Who is this? Oh, an Ego Friender."

by Cheezy_Cake October 6, 2010

ego diva

a highly skilled sports player who gets whiny and/or chippy when opposing players do not bow to their amazing skills

Scardino is such an ego diva on the ice when people try to defend against him.

by hockeydude952 December 3, 2011

ego fluffer

Someone whose main purpose is to follow others around making them feel like they can do no wrong. See: ass kisser, toady, and sycophant. Term is derived from "fluffer" in the porn industry (a person who keeps male porn stars erect between shots).

There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.

by Shiroto October 20, 2012

ego-boobst

What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.

I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Man ego

The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains

Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.

by Pooeater123 July 2, 2019

ego shot

When an action takes a jab at your ego.

"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"

by 3ife October 16, 2015