WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

Wiesy

Verb - to end a relationship with a girl and then to instantly regret the decision, fancy your ex and follow her round like a lost puppy.

"John, did you break up with Cindy last night?
"Yeah, but i think i did a wiesy."

by chumi July 27, 2009

Masculine Wiles

male-oriented seductive moves that are typically used to attract a female. Usually it's a combination of but not limited to:

1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular

"After getting all sweaty from a basketball game, this cute shirtless guy smiled at me. I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles and that's just what he wanted. Damn those masculine wiles!"

"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."

"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"

by You'reWelcomeAmerica March 7, 2014

wired 96.5

a Philadalphia radio station who play the same 18 songs in a row. most likely owned by Shady/aftermath/g-unit records for there constent play of 50 cent, eminem, the game, and g-unit.

Although i love wired 96.5 they sold there sole to Eminem and 50 cnet for the constent play of Candy shop, like toy soliders, and hate it or love it.

by Guinea Pig April 2, 2005

Womanly Wiles

the art of flirting shamelessly with a guy. Most often used when referring to being attracted to someone.

I'm just saying that womanly wiles sounds like an awfully powerful tool to use against guys.

by lajdhfad March 23, 2011

wirefish

Probably the last active skeleton girl, that isn't an alt, on Endless Online.

Panda and Skeleton skin are limited edition skins and were only available for 2 days.
Pandas are more common then skeletons, but the most common skin is the unlimited human skin.

nub: z0mg where u get that skin
skeleton/panda: Magic.
nub: u lying
skeleton/panda: I know. ;D

wirefish teh only girl skele owns!

by shut me up December 27, 2008

the wire

Before the television show, "the wire" was another term for "the phone". In some areas talking "the wire" is referring to talking to someone through the glass in prison

"I have Jimmy on the wire he wants to talk to you"

"If Julian keeps getting arrested, he's gonna have to continue his rap career through the wire."

by pulse.101 February 11, 2015