easy win

Said at the beginning or end of a gaming session stating that the opponent is of no worth and that the game was an easy win.

Me: easy win
Opponent: stfu, it's my team that suck

John Doe: These noobs are so damn noob.
Me: Yeah, easy win.

easy win by doomynet November 14, 2010

for the win 

Something cool or good, usually used amongst gamers. This phrase can be used for online and real life.

Bob: Your 1up t-shirt rocks
Sally: 1up t-shirts for the win.

for the win by Zuggy August 29, 2006

gavster win 

when an incredible dub occurs. often when you achieve something awesome you exclaim: gavster win.

the origin of the term "gavster" is relatively unknown. usage of the word seems to date back to florida in 1969.

just had sex with my wife... call that a gavster win!

gavster win by sauceblaster69 June 26, 2020

You can't win 'em all

one cannot always be successful (often used after one has failed)

Damn, the Patriots beat the Eagles. I guess you can't win 'em all.

You can't win 'em all by Light Joker October 9, 2005

epic win

A win so great,so awesome that it is EPIC.
May also be used to describe something very nice and enjoyed.

Random Guy on 4chan: lulz!::posts Chechclear::
Me: O.O
4channer:EPIC WIN.

::I see someone get kicked in the head::
Me:Epic win.

epic win by Jamal-Mufasa Cosby May 11, 2007

Fap and Win 

A school of thought based on the inequality:
Fapping > Sex + Pain.

Stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from sex when the pain of non-sexual female interaction is taken into account.

I used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she'd act afterwards and whether 9 months later I'd hear from her. But then ImperialExecutive taught me how to 'Fap and Win'. I am a changed man because of FaW.

Fap and Win by Rusty_Shack1eford September 23, 2010

You can never win against a smiling man 

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.

During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.

You can never win against a smiling man by Sek March 29, 2005