Vagitosis

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.

We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.

by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009

vagitated

1. when someone of the male gender is complaining like a little school girl

2. a man who has female tendencies

so you and a co-worker are trying to get a job done and all he does is cry about how difficult it is. thats when i would say whats wrong buddy are you vagitated do you need a tampon to soak up all that leaking you mangina is doing

by shoosterjama July 30, 2009

lurking variable

A random event or thing that, quite frankly, is creepin'. Lurking variables can occur at any time, and be used as an excuse for almost anything. Only really hairy math teachers can use this term to its full potential.

-"Billy, why were you out so late last night?"
-"Lurking variables, Mom."

-"Crikey! That crock almost bit me in my lurking variables!"

-"Now class, the lurking variables in measure four are being played wrong, remember the lurking variable rule. If a note has a lurking variable next to it, it will be played that way throughout the measure unless another lurking variable occurs within that same measure.

by Mi Pito Smith January 27, 2009

Vagitosis

A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.

If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005

VariableRush

A zombie enthusiast, One who loves to farm chickens. He is also a Kung Fu action star who uses big hard words like “somnambulist” and “Chinchilla”

That guys is reminds me of Variable Rush, except that guy isnt an ass.

by Lunchbox March 24, 2005

valitosis

Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche.

Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis.

by Dirty Roach October 30, 2007

Vagitastic

When a man does something that makes other men question his manliness. When manly men give into their more feminine wilds and the end product is what this adjective describes. Something you would normally associate as having come from someone with a vagina.

Wow that sweater you knitted Bob is really Vagitastic.

by AngryBadger April 17, 2010