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white van

no matter how old they are, the male driver of this van will always spend less time watching the road and more time eyeing up any member of the opposite sex. If you get two men at the front of the van, you are more than likely to have the non-driver wind down the window and make some laddish comment. Usually grown-up townies (see also). Also see: paedo, paedophile
"origh'?" said the 40-year-old man in his white van to the 14-year-old girl walking by.
by beckybunny June 15, 2004
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Van Halen

by EVH February 22, 2005
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mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007
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White van

A van typically known for rapist to pick up little kids in.
Noah! Stay away from that white van!
by Cameron Philip July 31, 2016
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Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!
Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.
by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005
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Van Suckled

The verb describing one of the many victims of Lauren's ambitious lips.
Dan: I have the funniest thing to tell you
Mike: Lets hear it man
Dan: Another bro got Van Suckled last night dude, on a SWING. Once it was done, she had to sprint home because she was late for curfew, weird.
Mike: Gross. But at least she got some protein for the run.

Dan: That gives pumping the swing a whole new meaning.
by sucklewatcher June 8, 2009
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Van Bommeled

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.
'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!
by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010
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