Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

Vaginal Reasoning

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.

"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""

by BnutzBcrazy January 29, 2010

Vaginal Viscosity

Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"

by AsHaNdAiDaNsTrIkEaGaIn August 1, 2010

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

vagiball

Vagiball {vaj-e-bul}This a a wierd thing when a vagina and balls are mixed together in some wierd accident.

Bob: Your Mum is Nice in bed.
Joe: Your mum has a big vagiball.

by ....:0.8:.... January 23, 2007

Dirty Dracula (Vaginal Vampire)

The act of giving a woman cunnilingus, while she is on her period.

Bill gave that girl a dirty dracula on the first day of her period.

by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

Vaginal Ecstacy

Vaginal Ecstacy - The feeling which can be achieved by a female in the vagina, which overcomes all other feelings of pleasure.

Origin: Knowerofallthings

When Johnny placed his rock hard penis in my vagina, it was vaginal ecstacy!

by Knowerofallthings July 26, 2004