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Up to Fucks.

A term describing the state of a lazy minded individual.

Also can mean extreme procrastination
Example..
Luke is walking around aimlessly not knowing what to do today or even with his life.
He is in a limbo state of mind and cannot be bothered to do anything.

CJ then says.. Bro.. your up to fucks.
by Under Siege November 12, 2010
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up arrow

A term of agreement to the previously said statement
Can be done by gesturing both hands into the form of an arrow pointing upwards or by commenting "^"
Person 1: "I didn't do my homework."
Person 2: "Up arrow"
by Starlord12 April 19, 2018
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up yours

An expression used in return to an action or comment that was offensive. It is referring to something being stuck up the other person's butthole.
person #1: Yo, you're a fucking bitch!
person #2: Up yours!
by jillybean November 5, 2003
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Up Periscope!

1. The act of slowly floating upwards in a hot tub while erect or in the vernacular ,sporting a woody.

Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.

If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.

When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!

2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
1. Dave's penis was totaly out of the water when he yelled " Up Periscope!" "Euwwwwwww a dick!" screamed Denise.

2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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up the road

Deceptively nearby, especially when referring to a destination requiring a car trip. The term applies well in areas where roads are winding and possess very few landmarks, such as in rural communities.
The county courthouse is right up the road. (In reality, it takes about 45 minutes to get there.)
by jboyardee October 19, 2007
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Up the Chutney

A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.
by HUsstlebooger June 4, 2007
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up fuck the shut

STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you just said.
"...and then I totally fucked that bitch in the ear."

"Dude! Up fuck the shut!"

"...What?"
by Jack Kaplan December 29, 2008
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