Lisa Turtle 

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

Lisa Turtle by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

Turtleaddison 

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.

Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.

Turtleaddison by beomchars October 3, 2021

Turtle Mouth 

Term used to describe people of Greek origin.

John Stamos from "Full House" is Turtle Mouth.

Turtle Mouth by ??What?? December 1, 2010

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

Turtle Peeking by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Turtle Spear 

A thin hollow tube of plastic for drinking liquids, also know as a straw. Occasionally found in the stomachs of animals and in the noses of turtles.

Starbucks Barista: How can I help you?
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.

Turtle Spear by @ComedicWizard April 7, 2019

Turtle Dicking 

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

Turtle Dicking by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Throw the turtle 

The act of throwing a turtle against the wall in a post masturbation rage. Or to pleasure yourself by vigarous masturbation.

When I read my old issues of Boys Life I have an overwhelming urge to throw the turtle.

Throw the turtle by Poppy410 June 29, 2014