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Throw the turtle
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The act of throwing a turtle against the wall in a post
masturbation
rage. Or to
pleasure
yourself by vigarous
masturbation
.
When I read my old
issues
of Boys Life I have an
overwhelming
urge to throw
the turtle
.
by
Poppy410
June 29, 2014
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