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The act of throwing a turtle against the wall in a post masturbation rage. Or to pleasure yourself by vigarous masturbation.
When I read my old issues of Boys Life I have an overwhelming urge to throw the turtle.
by Poppy410 June 29, 2014
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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