Trousery

When somebody acts strange and sexually towards another person

“You naughty boy Jason”
Jason: ”stop being so trousery”

by TrouserBoys4312 October 23, 2018

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.

My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.

by KMag357 December 6, 2020

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

Troysexual

experiencing extreme romantic attraction to a depressed,skitzophrenic anxiety ridden bitchboi

Yea man, I heard she's a Troysexual, I hope she has a good time with that

by King Bi April 9, 2021

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023