tee totaller

Someone who doens't drink or smoke

She's a tee totaller!

by Zorbish November 1, 2007

total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

totalnonstopaction

If your totally nonstoping and you like action, then your totalnonstopaction

omg that guy is so totalnonstopaction

by brianthetruthtellerguy March 9, 2008

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004

totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.

Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

by Lord Potato October 2, 2019

totaled

To destroy something beyond recognition.

Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).

1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.

by Al October 14, 2003