Topboy

Most Active younger in (Huddersfield)
He has scored on his opps countless times, his way too on

Topboy is too active

by Ricomitchh June 23, 2020

Muffin-tops

The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)

"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"

by Shane Fox September 14, 2008

topoisomerase

The enzyme responsible for untwisting DNA to avoid stressing the helix.

Topoisomerase is the greatest protein ever.

by Lincoln Uyeda October 15, 2005

tops

another word for a blowjob

yo did she give you tops?

by robert April 15, 2005

Topologize

To assess the topological assets of a female

As soon as saw Karen I topologized her. She had good ratio between the maximum extension of her torso and the minimum. In fact it was so good I popped a boner.

by Math John June 11, 2012

toposphere

The top layer of your face.

"Your face is a toposphere"

by IAmRightAllTheTime69 August 23, 2011

toesock

1. to stick one's toe up another's anus for warmth
2. a sock made to warm the vagina

3. a covering for the toe before inserting for sexual pleasure

1. "I was cold last night when I jumped into bed, and because of the toesock I slept on the floor."
2. "Her camel-toe was warm thanks to her toesock."
3. "Toesocks are a great way to practice safe footsie, protects against foot herpies, and vagina athlete's foot."

by smokeyandthecheesebandits December 22, 2012