Being that appears abruptly 30 seconds after you lock the door in a public restroom, pounding hysterically (and wordlessly) for admittance.
Banished by the Latin spell, "Its inuse" or the equivalent, the toilet demon mysteriously vanishes and is nowhere to be seen when the door is opened.
Banished by the Latin spell, "Its inuse" or the equivalent, the toilet demon mysteriously vanishes and is nowhere to be seen when the door is opened.
Horrified, the Starbucks barista somehow managed to vanquish the howling, pounding toilet demon with an urgent "Someones usingit!"
by Directive 10-289 June 1, 2009
Get the Toilet Demon mug.When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.
Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad
by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017
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A public toilet, which has not been used since it was cleaned.
Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.
Most easily ascertained in female bathrooms, as a seat left in the up position in such facilities usually indicates that the toilet has not been used since it was sanitized.
by Butchypie October 13, 2007
Get the Virgin Toilet mug.The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 21, 2008
Get the toilet bowl stout mug.Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.
by Nick D May 28, 2006
Get the get more ass than a toilet seat mug.1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for "Getting a Shine On" and trading for cigarettes and "Bitches"
2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin
2. Any brand and/or variety of cheap, disgusting alcohol. Ex:
1. Boone's Farm
2. Maddog 20/20 (Dr. Deuce)
3. Cinzano Bianco
4. Boomerang Gin
1. But I DID buy you... for a carton of Marlboros and a Gallon of Toilet wine... you'll always be my bitch, Till I KILL YO ASS!
2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!
2. Pass me the toilet wine... Dr. Deuce is about to make a house call!
by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005
Get the Toilet Wine mug.n. when you're taking a huge dump and some of the liquid in the toilet splashes back up onto your ass
Dude, that burrito I ate came back to haunt me, there was toilet backwash everywhere. On my ass, in my ass, in came out of the toilet and onto the ground.
by Jalapeno64 January 17, 2009
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