toronto blue jays

The only foreign Base Ball team to have won the World Series.

They did it back in 1992 and 1993.

by Idiot-Finder2 February 6, 2005

tortured genius

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.

Shakespeare, Van Gough , Michaelangelo and Mozart have varying degress of genius.

Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.

by john2 September 20, 2009

Torgo

he takes care of the place while the Master is away

"I am Torgo! I take care of the place while the Master is away!"

by DarkMatter October 6, 2004

Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011

Torlet

An American regional pronunciation of the word toilet. This American dialect is used in Southern Illinois, Western Ohio, Kentucky.

Hey youns guys, I drank too much soda and need to use the torlet.

by Kadek, 2nd son January 11, 2019

Torky

Long lost sister of Junior (junior b)

“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative

by Suswaxwrappers July 29, 2022

Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

by redtenor October 23, 2011