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threesome

three people back at it again fucking, sucking, licking, and biting..mostly done by noah’s
i want to be in a threesome right now
noah, my mom, and josh were ready for a threesome
by anya// your mom April 1, 2019
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Threesome

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"
by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018
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burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.
"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake
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pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.
Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.
by Projectzero February 28, 2020
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Intracontinental Threesome

When three people from separate time zones within a country engage in sexual intercourse
Yo that bed included east coast, Midwest, and west coast jawns participating… that’s an intracontinental threesome.
by daddy_linguini July 14, 2024
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Vanilla Oreo threesome

2 people of asian ethnicity grouped up with a person of caucasian ethnicity for intercourse.
we need to find someone of the caucasian ethnicity to truly fill our Vanilla Oreo threesome
by Anonymoustuxedo6969 May 2, 2021
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threesome

when 3 ppl have sex
Lily was really horny so she pulled Alex into the bathroom in the middle of the school day. The young hot math teacher saw and decided to follow them. “ What r u guys doing in here” “nothing we were just” Mr. Jones had realized that they were both naked. “Ah let me help with that” He took off his shirt pants and underwear to reveal his 6-pack and his hard 10” dick. Lily walked over to him and got down on her knees and started to give him a blowjob. Alex stuck his dick into her own and started to make out with mr jones. after they all came mr jones stuck his dick into alex’s ass and started playing with lilys huge titties while alex fingered lily and lily gave alex a bj. alex touched lilys g spot and she had the biggest orgasm ever. “mr jones put ur dick into me” “call me daddy” “daddy put ur dick into me” so mr jones took it out of alex and put it into lily. then mr jones felt lily abt to come so he took it out and placed her ass right on him. all her come was on his abs “lick all this off me u dirty little sluts” they obeyed. “i’ll see u guys in dentention later today” mr jones winked and left. afterwards lily and alex agreed that was the best threesome ever.
by sluttywhore56 November 21, 2023
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