April Fools

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

fool the pope

Note that it is also not recommended to insults the pope either.

"please do not insults or fool the pope"

by danadamkof April 17, 2006

Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.

" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"

by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

fool cat

somone who dresses or acts like he/she is a fool alot.

if someone were to spray a half can of ax on they would be a fool cat. Or you could say it smells like a fool cat in here.

by Brian gss October 2, 2007

Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018