by ichibuns October 1, 2025
Get the blitzedmug. by blitzzzzz June 4, 2021
Get the blitz and bulbmug. When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025
Get the HFD Blitzmug. "Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕
Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.
by Word of man October 9, 2018
Get the shit blitzmug. To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.
"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
Get the Blitzmug. A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.
It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.
by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020
Get the Arctic Blitzmug. by Big G from the Bronx March 29, 2017
Get the Blitzmug.