Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018

Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010

Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).

Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!

by divemaster September 22, 2006

Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

green testicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostrils, clogs one nostril with her finger and ejects the cummy material out of her nasal cavity onto the man's erect penis.

That green testicle was orgasmic.

by doobersmacker August 2, 2010