Testicularitis

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while

Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!

by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006

Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

by ajay69 June 30, 2011

Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.

Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca

by Dyban January 5, 2012

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

by schvety_balls June 16, 2012

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

testiculation

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.

"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"

by BadPauly October 18, 2012

testicle trick

Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.

My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.

by AlphaZombieGirl. October 5, 2016