Teenager

Someone who thinks there Cool by going out and picking on little kids but the girl there showing off to really hates him.

A guy goes out and beats someone up because he doesnt like his shoes but mostly showing off to the girl right down the street who really hates him.

by Scotty k September 16, 2005

Teenager

A person in between child and adult who locks themselves in their room and is only found when rummaging the kitchen for food, once they find the food they take the whole thing and lock themselves in their room once again.

"our daughter is the literal definition of teenager"

by sylveongaming March 15, 2019

Norwegian Teenager

Annoying norwegian nerd who comes in to chat rooms lecturing about the vastness of the internet.

Norwegian Teenager> You guys are weird! The internet is so vast, you should come with me and see its vastness.
Other people> Fuggoff M8

by nobodybasdfnalsf December 21, 2008

teenager

literally just an excuse to do anything and not get in trouble

"who cares if she sacrificed our dog and did a blood ritual, shes just a teenager and shes going through a phase!"

by yabaysic March 12, 2019

Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

Teenager

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018