temple pusher

someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish

Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"

Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."

by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024

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Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.

For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.

by Rockerton November 29, 2021

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Tyquavious Temple

A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."

Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”

by owenwlsh February 15, 2025

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the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them

person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

by the cooper temple clause fan February 01, 2021

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