2 definitions by aztec709

Top Definition
A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.
Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight

Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.
by aztec709 April 04, 2010
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Driving while texting
Hey dude stop drexting, its causing you to swerve and we have a van full of people drinking, if Johnnie law pulls us over we are f'd!
by aztec709 December 11, 2009
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