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Teleia

Teleia is a sexy motherfucker who is very cheeky and loves her girlfriend 😫
Have you seen teleia, I miss her she’s so sexy
by zoodle April 4, 2021
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Dusty Telephone

A booty call with a person is over the age of 65.
12pm and my dusty telephone rings.
by Innabus June 27, 2010
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cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.
Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.
by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011
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Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.
Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"
by Telaride January 4, 2013
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Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.
My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.
by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013
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Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.
Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.
by Eextreme September 7, 2021
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parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.
I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.
by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007
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