tech-jacking

When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).

Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!

by Pomama November 27, 2015

Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.

Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.

by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018

Lane Tech

The best part of this place is that sum rando from Michigan can see ur sweatshirt n say that they went there in the 50’s

Type an example of how it’s used Lane Tech

by ElonMusk December 4, 2019

Brek Tech

The visit to hillside in the 27 minute break halfway through 9am Rec tech to get a takeaway full English

“Hey aren’t you gonna have breakfast before you leave?”

“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”

by J.D.Wetherspoon April 21, 2020

women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.

PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!

by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

Revak tech

Revak tech is alternative word for good video content

Guy1: hey did you watch (video)
guy2: yes it was Revak tech!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.

by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017