Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.

Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.

by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025

tria-taxis

It is 10^^^3

I have tria-taxis euro

by Robert darcy November 2, 2023

taxi the tabaxi

A man whos had gay sex with a drow elf before.

Hes also pan and is very gay for Br’aad vengolor!!
Also oriana is a bitch and he wont admit it

Person 1: is that a furry??!!!??
Person 2: no hes just a tabaxi whore aka taxi the tabaxi

by Gh0stie_bo1/Charlie November 3, 2022

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.

"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"

by PyroDiction April 2, 2022