Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female

bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.

by Dmizzle January 10, 2009

Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Tottenham

A bunch of wankers

Tottenham are a bunch of wankers

by Stalker_99 January 19, 2019

wanky tottle

Something random that comes out of a persons mouth when they get cruuuunk.

Oh my G-d, I love you guyyssssssss! WANKY TOTTLE.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

180 Teeter Totter

A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"

"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"

by NevaM November 15, 2009

scrotum totem

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009