Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.

I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper

by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025

The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

by Redogg September 13, 2009

Andy’s Thumper

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper

Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done

by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

Trumpervert

portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert

def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"

cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)

(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him

OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!

by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019

Trumpery

Trumpery (noun): the use of outright lies, political smeers, bait and switch tactics, demagoguery, deflection, namecalling, political shell games, blameshifting, threats, fearmongering and any side show-con man methods to try to shield oneself from prosecution as a traitor, criminal, liar, fool, madman, and/or imbecile.

All the Trumpery coming from the White House is a threat to our democracy.

by Old Man On The Mountain May 13, 2017

trumperdink

A thin-skinned, puny-fingered, flacid, florid orange strawman who has managed to gain power despite getting 2.8 million votes LESS than his rival. Tends to spew unfiltered mental garbage through Twitter. Hates; the gays, the blacks, the women, the Mexicans and the rules of a respectful, intelligent society.

"Hey #Trumperdink I know u r 'very put out' but it's called free speech" @Cary_Elwes

by LfeaeOz December 21, 2016