prepare the sexy 

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.

Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.

prepare the sexy by jcash January 30, 2005

The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

The Sexy Drunken Scotsman by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

the sexless innkeeper by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

excuse the sexy 

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.

Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."

excuse the sexy by father muskrat October 1, 2010

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player 

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019

The sexiest person alive 

you ;)

You are the sexiest person alive.

The sexiest person alive by Jordan (a girl) July 20, 2020

The SexiFiers 

The most awesomest techni-rock band in history. They were created in Tampa, Florida and are known for their hit songs Fashion Police, Sexified Eroticness, Alaskan Pipeline, and Popped Collar Kid. Their new album, The Sounds Of Sexified Eroticness is dropping in August of 2005.

1.Holy Shit! The lead singer of the Sexifiers is so hot!

2.Hey guess what? The SexiFiers are coming to town.

The SexiFiers by #1 SexiFiers Fan April 19, 2005