Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011
Get the pants applesmug. by skeeter April 8, 2004
Get the mumble pantsmug. by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010
Get the Yoga Pantsmug. 1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.
Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 19, 2008
Get the Wears the pantsmug. by Keynon June 6, 2005
Get the Pants Timemug. by Maseman April 15, 2009
Get the Chubb pantsmug. Baggy high waisted jeans women think are cool, but are not.
Mom jeans that make hot women look like fat divorcees.
Mom jeans that make hot women look like fat divorcees.
by Twinkletits2017 March 31, 2021
Get the Dickhead Pantsmug.