California

State that gives homage to five types of people:

1) Preppy, blonde, cell-phone clad seventeen year old girls.
2) Rejected goths and skater punks/dudes
3) Corrupt Politicians
4) Celebrities
5) Soccer Moms

1: Oh, how do you like my new leather coat?

Oh, girl, it's so the rage this season. Like, oh my god!

2: Dude, you wanna go crash the mall?

by Sage December 22, 2003

california

Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"

by Sam November 20, 2003

California

A part of Mexico that was stolen by the United States. It is still part of Mexico because stolen property remains the property of the original owner. Because I am a patriot, I am ashamed of this stain on the honor of the United States.

California is still a nice place to live.

by Richard Peterson October 15, 2007

california

A Preety fine lookin girl that looks like shes from california

"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"

by kong winters March 18, 2007

California

One of 50 member states of the USA; Largest state in terms of population; home of American film industry; currently topping Florida, New York and Texas as The Most Embarassing State To Live In due to a massively hideous recall effort to install an Austrian actor as governor, at a time of a major budget crisis that will most certainly get worse before the next recall move that will take place the following year.
Also, a state within a day's driving distance to Las Vegas.

I'm voting back in Cali, in Cali, in Cali, I'm voting back in Cali (nah, I don't think so).

by Paul Wartenberg October 5, 2003

California

This is California, but that doesn't mean we're the only state with a coastline. I'm sure many of the residents don't want it to be known as the surfer-dude state, because it isn't all about the beaches and SD isn't the best place ever. The Chargers aren't a very good team anyway. :P imo imo. "Don't tase me, bro."

California impression: Cowabunga, brahh. Just caught some gnarly waves!

by dfhgbsey January 8, 2009

California

A fake "state" made by the government into tricking Americans into thinking that the United States is bigger than it actually is.

California doesn't exist. It never did.

by 32the12the3 May 26, 2018