Sage's definitions

ass cheeze

that sticky smelly stuff you pick out of yur ass when its all swampity...

awwwwwwwww .....your ass cheeze is warm.

by sage May 17, 2004

New Jersey

one of the nation's 6th most wealthy states that many people have misconceptions of. usually stereotyped as smelly, dirty, and unclean, yet that only makes up about 5% of the area of the state. other 95% includes scenic river valleys, picture-perfect suburbs, rolling farmland, sandy beaches, and bustling nightlife

"I would drive around New Jersey to get to New York because it smells."
is a terrible misconception.

Average household price = $649,000

by Sage December 22, 2003

anal fetish

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession to observe or participate anal activity.

Megs at quakecon 2006 displayed tell tale signs of someone with an anal fetish.

by Sage October 2, 2006

tossed over the falls

To be completely used and then ditched by a date. Derived from romp.com

Theo found himself tossed over the falls after the girls he invited to the party found someone cooler to hang out with there.

by sage September 12, 2004

newbalicious

newbalicious is the act of being and newb, if you needed this definition to define it....your newbalicious...=)

Dude, wtf you team killed, man your newbalicious.

by Sage August 23, 2004

California

State that gives homage to five types of people:

1) Preppy, blonde, cell-phone clad seventeen year old girls.
2) Rejected goths and skater punks/dudes
3) Corrupt Politicians
4) Celebrities
5) Soccer Moms

1: Oh, how do you like my new leather coat?

Oh, girl, it's so the rage this season. Like, oh my god!

2: Dude, you wanna go crash the mall?

by Sage December 22, 2003

LT

A large/short/sooooooooo ugly, blob of material goo that oozes into your life and makes it a living hell....beware of lion titties!!!!

holy crap...you've been an LT all summer....eating and sleeping and mooshin' around....damn

by sage May 17, 2004