Zakyha Tactics are when you lure a man in with your fat ass and SAT scores. Then once you have them in your grasps kill them and steal their knowledge to better yourself for your own SAT score.
Shyheim you better watch out about her. Her ass may be fat but she'll get you with those Zakyha Tactics.
by PBandJ April 3, 2019
Get the Zakyha Tacticsmug. Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
by D the H December 12, 2022
Get the Tactical crymug. I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.
by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021
Get the Tactical Sniffmug. (n) tactics used in Halo Wars: use Cutter and build Vultures and spam ODSTs when one is destroyed. Focuses on the use of Super Mac Blast
by Barrack Mah Cock August 25, 2010
Get the Buddy Tacticsmug. Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations
by vert343 September 16, 2018
Get the Tactical Noobmug. The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.
Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!
by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021
Get the Tactical-Pornmug. the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
Get the tactical retreatmug.