Cooter Slit

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.

I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...

by jZampage April 26, 2011

Slithered

(v.) caught being a snake

“Susan got slithered when she was making out with Brad last night.”

by Mae Kae Sunner June 10, 2019

[slit-stopper]

slang for a NuvaRing, a vaginal contraceptive

When I take my slit-stopper out of the fridge, they make my cervix cold

by ToxicColledgy March 9, 2009

shit your slit

The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".

"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."

by That's Why They Call Him Grodee November 30, 2003

slither

slither - to do something sneaky or to steal or trick someone

I to slither out of the house because I was grounded.

by Sheariah April 18, 2006

slitter

n. (orig. Scotland) A person who lacks hand to mouth co-ordination and as a result makes a messof their clothing and/or the surrounding environment.

That baby with the spaghetti bowl on his head is such a slitter.

by Aarathon November 23, 2004

Slitty

1) Slitty is a racial term used to insult those of asian decent, it is a more degrading term than Gook or Clone, traditionally used against Chinese but in modern times has been reported to on Vietnamese and Indonesian. The inventors of the term is coined amongst the racist community with groups such as the KKK and Nazis "claiming it" however a Manly Court case in early 2009 found the creators to be notorious Seaforth Rappers Dr Jay and Snoop Robb, the term is used in one of the pairs mash up singles called "white power" a diss song pointed toward minorities, the term was created in the prestigious ghetto suburb of Seaforth

1) That slitty stole my wave

2) Dont be an idiot Slittys cant drive

3) mate your nothing but a no good slitty

by Dr Jayy October 24, 2012