honeymoon stitch

A Honeymoon Stitch is a procedure to restore a man's anus to virgin like size. Kind of like a chinch sack or anal rejuvenation process.

Larry says to Jim, this new man of mine is so handsome im going to have to get a honeymoon stitch before we have sex the first time.

by Tiny Butt May 4, 2014

Stitch

Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.

Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Stitch Fucking

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.

Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

Statchin'

The act of having sex with someone underage.

Come back later, statchin'!

by Some unknown guy1 January 12, 2009

Statch Macking

the act in which someone who is much older, converses, flirts, and all together gets their mack on with people of a considerably lower age. the penalties of such an act are, looking like a total idiot, being creepy, being known as "that kid", and in some extreme cases a felony.

oh did you see andrew hitting on those freshman" "oh ya he was statch macking hard

by dontcreep May 1, 2011

Stitch

rebellion

flip the stitch to society

by flipthestitch May 16, 2003

Stitch

Something you love to pick at, but are proud to have.

I have a Stitch on my arm.

by Kris October 5, 2004