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straight lesbian

Straight lesbians don't exist. A lesbian is attracted to women and women only. If you are attrackted to anything other than women, chances are you're bisexual, pansexual, polysexual etc. The term also invalidates the lesbian community and the bisexual/pansexual community.
Dumb Doris: I’m just a straight lesbian guys! I’m attracted to both men and women but i just wanna feel special so i invalidate multiple sexualities at the same time!

Educated Emma: But people who are attrackted to men, women and non-binarys aren't lesbians? This doesn't make any sense!
by awkwalena June 3, 2020
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Straight 6

Ford inline 6 for example. Instead of a V shaped 6 cylinder with 3 on each side, the engine has 6 cylinders lined up front to back.
My truck has a Straight 6.
by Nickos March 21, 2007
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Jack Stain

The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.
Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.

Nice Jack Stain man.

WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.
by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009
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straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
by Marc January 27, 2004
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Eye Strainer

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.
Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.
by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009
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That's so straight

Response to "that's so gay". See: rigid, uptight.
She got her shoes at the dollar store? That's so straight.
by Bionic Femme September 26, 2005
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it's straight

A phrase synonymous with "it's all good" or "don't worry about it." This idiom starkly contrasts with its polar opposite phrase, "that's gay." I'm not sure when sexuality became a parallel point of reference for agreeability.
Guy 1: Hey man, I know I owe you 20 bills, but is it cool if I pay you back next week?

Guy 2: It's straight.
by YakLeader9 March 16, 2010
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