Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

sloff

To remove slowly.

I have 3 months to sloff my jackass boyfriend before the new year.

by tepic August 1, 2014

spoffy

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

Stafford Grammar School

SGS in Stafford has acc been taken over by the Middle East I swear to god deadest school there is such posh twats all of them

Stafford Grammar school is full of briefcase wankers

by Jj91gangsta9 December 17, 2018

The Michael Stafford

It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.

A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.

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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD

YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER

by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 31, 2011

Chief of Staff

A penis so powerful all on lookers will stop and sit quietly to admire

"if i was married to your wife i think i'd resort to violence"

"why's that"
"She never shuts up, how do you deal with it"
"i show her the chief of staff and she goes to work"

by Mike Hawk is Pig Benis October 5, 2011

scoffing

eating to excess. stuffing your face.

Iain sat there scoffing the whole packet of Jaffa Cakes.

by world March 31, 2005