Statesville

A.K.A. known as Statesvegas or Skanksville, the town where the two interstates (I-40 and I-77) meet calling it the cross roads for the future. A very bleak and boring future I must say unless you're 80 years of age and retired and attend the local country club for a round of golf, then Statesville is a blast. Statesville is about a million, I mean 200 years old which consists of about 150,000 people. Many teenagers such as so myself attend the local high schools in this area that are plagued by alcohol, marijuana, and sex, if you're a teenage girl the chances of you being pregnant even if you've never had sex are 7 out of 10 people! Like I said about the age of this town it's old and so is its heritage, Many of the first pilgrims here owned slaves and as to this day many of their bloodline still lingers here and so does their views of the world, where if you're black, you're automatically associated into a social class of poverty, crime, and injustice. And if you're white, you're either really rich, have it all, and the stuff of the town, or you've settled for less and become part of the lower class aka what people call hicks. If you're ever in town take a stroll to check out the history you'll see a monument of a confederate general standing next to the city center.

Omg dude did you see that chick from statesville? Yeah dude she's pretty hot, I bet she's a stuck up bitch though.

by The Sexanator September 14, 2007

Excited States of America

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.

Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.

by A_SN August 25, 2009

United States Marine Corps

The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!

What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.

I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.

by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010

Stagedoor Manor

An amazing, prestigious, and educational summer theater camp in upstate, New York. It has many famous alumni, either on Broadway or in Hollywood. Each session allows the camper to participate in a show, see many shows put on by the other students, take part in classes, and participate in other fun activities. It is an experience unlike any other. Every theater-loving camper comes away happy. While it is expensive ($5000/3wks.), it is worth it to those kids who love nothing more than to act (except maybe to sing and dance). All the kids are really nice and genuinely love the craft.

Natalie Portman, Bryce Dallas Howard, Lea Michelle, and Robert Downey Jr. are just a few of the famous alumni at Stagedoor Manor.

by sunnysideup_ March 19, 2010

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

Ball State University

Ball State University is a medium sized university, with a student body of about 22,000, located in Muncie, IN.

BSU is known for the following:
-Nationally recognized architecture and entrepreneurship programs
-The alma mater of David Letterman and John Schnatter (creator of Papa Johns)
-Being the redheaded step child of Indiana colleges

-The university that can out drink any other school in the Hoosier state

Dude, I can't wait to get back to Ball State University so I can drink all semester.

by Lastarritt July 24, 2014

United States

A federal constitutional republic comprised of 50 states and a federal district (Washington D.C.). The United States is one of the world's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations, this is due to widespread immigration from multiple regions around the globe.

Economically, the United States has the largest nominal GDP in the world. Militarily, it has the largest defense budget in the world. Politically, it yields significant influence through partnerships such as NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization), and strong ties to individual countries such as the U.K., Japan, Israel, Canada, Australia and South Korea. Culturally, the U.S. continues to yield significant influence through Hollywood and other widely viewed pop culture media.

If it weren't for the United States the European Union would be known as either Nazi Germany or the U.S.S.R.

by Dude 9 March 13, 2010