statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

take state

To succeed in the pursuit of intercourse.

John took that skank out to his truck; he's going to take state for sure.

by John Ringo March 25, 2007

kingpin status

Noun. The status of being a kingpin. The ultimate status for a Hustler, Pimp, Playa, or combination of the above. Comes from the legal terminology used in the prosecution of leaders of criminal orginizations engaged in conspiracy.

On the very streets Cipher was raised he attained kingpin status.

by Suvonoge August 11, 2008

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

that state up north

A term used by Ohio State Buckeye fans when dicussing the state of Michigan. It is mostly commonly heard from the people of Columbus, Ohio, especially during football season.

Buckeye Fan- Yeah! We're gonna kick the ass of that state up north this Saturday! O-H!

Random Stranger from Ohio: I-O!

Wolverine Fan- Shut up you worthless nuts.

Non-Ohioan/Michigander- What the hell are you guys going on about? It's a freaking game.

by RandomChickLady March 25, 2011

Prostitute State

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business

“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”

by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011

2.0 Status

1. n. When a young boy finally becomes a man and taps some serious ass.

2. adj. A sexually liberated state of existence. Baller.

"Last night at exactly 4:32 am Alex conclusively reached 2.0 Status..."

by Brother Johnny April 8, 2008